"Colourful commentary by cheeky characters"
A new illustrated blog series created
by James Lightle and Jaime Lee Lightle
DISCLAIMER: a sense of humour is required :)
I am Alexander Batts. I am a pilot for Canadian Air. I have been flying all over Canada for the last 20 years. I try not to fly into Nova Scotia though because about 95% of my friend’s family have died there due to White Nose Syndrome….and I am not taking about cocaine, which is legal now in British Columbia…Yikes! I have not been flying as much as I would like to due to the most recent pandemic because they keep trying to blame us bats for this Covid-19.
Hello my name is J.M. I work for the Liberal party of Canada. I like the colour red because it makes me feel important. There are many Mallards like me across Canada. My father also worked for the Liberal party. You can say we are a dynasty, heavy on the nasty. A ducks’ gotta do what a ducks’ gotta do. I Like to distract you with the luscious colours on my head. Doesn't it look great? The ladies love me and that’s why I keep getting voted into power. The people loved my father, yet 70% of the population think I am quackers. They are quackers, not me! Oops I got Covid-19 again, time to head to my cabin to isolate.
Hi, my name is Clyde the Coywolf. My family hails from the Algonquin park region. I spent a lot of my time in the Ottawa Valley as a pup. I started a YouTube page during the pandemic because I was missing seeing people and figured if I can't see you, I will make sure you can see me. I report the daily news and what is going on in the Valley, especially in Ottawa. I like accountability and I want to make sure all those politicians do what is right by us the animal citizens, especially that JM. That guy is so quackers! I swear he must be doing deals with the Pandas again. He is the most divisive duck in Ottawa. I hope you subscribe and don't forget to hit the like button.
Hello, my name is Krysta Fisher. I have been trying to make sure that people in this country are aware of what is going on Ukraine. There has been a war going on in the Ukraine since 2014. The poor people of the Donbas just wanted to separate from Ukraine. Remember when Quebec wanted to separate from Canada? The main difference was, the Canadians didn't start shooting at the Quebecois during their referendum. I look at it this way: all lives matter, and death is tragic, no matter what side of the war propaganda you believe in.